Clone Force 99
Bad Batch is their name
Smashing the Galaxy
with infamy and fame
Hunter, Wrecker, Crosshair
Tech too
give them a thermal detonator
and you
will be well and truly through
Clone Force 99
Bad Batch is their name
Smashing the Galaxy
with infamy and fame
Hunter, Wrecker, Crosshair
Tech too
give them a thermal detonator
and you
will be well and truly through
Princess Leia
for many boys of my age
you were our first love
with your eye dropping
side buns
the way you held a blaster
you made us desperately wish
for adulthood
faster
Baby Yoda
formally known as the Child
or Grogu
makes the heart skip
go wild
Not since Kermit the Frog
appeared on the scene
have we fallen in love
with something so green
The Gold Stormtrooper
looks in the mirror
admiring his bling
his coolness
makes him go all a shimmer
Gold
apart from his blaster
which is blacker than black
He may be gaudy
but watch your back
Fizz fizz
the Emperor goes
wearing what looks like
an oversized bath robe
Cackle cackle
the Emperor laughs
looking like he needs
a good old bath
R2D2
our beep-bee-bee-boop friend
with great joy I think
you drive C3PO
around the bend
Lego Millennium Falcon
you were a joy
until my daughter found you
used you as a toy
Soon
you were spread around
until magic super glue
you were throughly drowned
Remember the page
bookmark my friend
This is the Way
you directly say
The speeder bike
whizzes through the trees
this scout trooper is full of awe
feeling the breeze
Zigging zagging
this way and that
looking left then right
at the beautiful habitat
His awe is wonder
his wonder is joy
Then a tree
oh boy
I am your father
missed your awkward years
I know but come on
let me get in the beers
What do you mean
all the birthdays I missed
calm down
there’s no reason to be pissed
Pew pew
Han shot first
poor Greedo was no more
He was too slow
probably also
couldn’t hit the proverbial
barn door
Slave One
cruising
for bounties galore
flying
to a dynamic
classical score
An iconic shape
difficult to describe
nevertheless
we wouldn’t say no
to a ride
Orange isn’t my colour
but with you
jumpsuit
I could never be blue
Whizzing around
as a X or Y
Finding
shooting the bad guy
I think I use words in right order
but as I talk people look blankly
I do mumble though
quite frankly
I need a protocol droid
not C3PO
but D4FT
who will go go go
Pssshhew Nnnnnnn
I think that’s a lightsaber sound
but it’s not something
I can wrap prose around
Anyway long story short
I always wonder
are there mishaps
accidentally cut off a foot
perhaps
Maybe it’s just me
Anakin Skywalker left me cold
after his defeat at Mustafar
his new incarnation
was much more bold
Suited and booted in black
with a snazzy new name
a terror of the galaxy
the apprentice to the master
he became
Seven or eight I guess
was the age
the Galaxy appeared in my life
Some forty odd years later
my first Chewbacca toy
I still fondly remember
The boy became a man
but forever
a Star Wars fan
With bruised knees
as a child
who to be
we couldn’t decide
Han or Luke
was the choice
In Chewbacca
we didn’t rejoice
Lego Mandalorian
This is the Way
destroying the galaxy
brick by brick we say
Zipping
from Star to Star
Razor Crest
is better than any supercar
Cooler
than an ice bath
You are not quite
the psychopath
The Ice Stormtroopers
disembarked at Mos Eisley
scouring for a droid
Under the twin Suns
they soon melted
disappeared into the void
Oh boy
Ootini!
Jawa-ini
Scavenging for scraps
amongst the dunes
nowhere is safe
even the most sacred tomb
Ootini!
Jawa-ini
Travelling endlessly
across the desolate wasteland
searching for treasures
long lost amongst the sand
Ootini!
Jawa-ini
Called a walking carpet
Chewbacca is his name
the co-pilot
of the Millennium Falcon
his fame
A furry giant
who talks in roars
With the scrapes he gets into
he can never ever
be called a bore
Darth Maul
for some the greatest Sith of all
For me
Darth Bane is the one
covered in orbalisks
meditating under Tatooine’s
twin Suns
X Wing vs Tie Fighter
come on
shoot the blighter
The side you cheer
light or dark
shows your
smile or sneer
Mando and Boba
is there a more awesome duo
Together
they could smash Pluto
In their beskar
they can take the hits
They both
give us the…….
Quick draw Solo
a scoundrel maybe
but don’t ever
call him a cry baby
Blasting Stormtroopers
left and right
White helmeted ones
don’t get in his sight
Jango Fett
you were a badass
threat
but your boy Boba
is the one
who smashed
the bounties
beat the rest
The Warrior rises
baby in Arms
One to protect
and see no Harm
🌑
Made of iron
a gentle Soul
Guard the little one
his only Goal
I’ve trained you well Chocolate Padawan
the Chocolate Master said
The cocoa is strong in you
ready soon you will be
A chocolate taster extraordinaire
I foresee
Lego Obi Wan Kenobi
swished his lightsaber
The Zorro of the Stars
though
forgoing the natty mask
worn by superstars
🌑
His lightsaber buzzes
limbs flying
building blocks fall
He may be titchy
two inches tops
but he stands Jedi tall
Swallowed by the Sarlacc
all thought you gone for good
Lost was the badass hero
from many
an excited childhood
🌑
Like the Phoenix you arose
or maybe stickily crawled
Your new adventures
will surely
keep us all enthralled
Lost in space
the Smugglers Moon
A place
where idle wanderers
meet their High Noon
🌑
Some to go to hide
others to find
Either way these Souls
are not a loss
to Mankind
🌑
A place to avoid
unless you want trouble
Be warned
visitors you may find themselves
buried under rubble
Yodalorian
mix and match
Badass bounties
he will snatch
🌑
Forget Superman
Batman too
Yodalorian
is the hero for you
🌑
Cute and fearsome
all in one
This is the Way
for the Galaxy’s
favourite feisty son
As a gift I can’t think of much better
Star Wars and Lego all in one
The child in me can come out to play
whist the weather is drearily lacking sun
🌑
Sitting proudly on display
I can think of only one thing to say
This
is the Way
The Dark Lord
with a big red rod
a smoker’s wheeze
Walking
with an awkward plod
🌑
Rain or shine
your colour is black
It’s so last season
but
you never look back